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Wow, we’re at #40 already! Only a dozen more films to go before my project is finished!

It's ok! You may cry!

It’s ok! You may cry!

Well, if you won’t cry, I will!

Today, we are looking at Disney 40th animated feature, “The Emperor’s New Groove”. Released in 2000, the film was originally called “Kingdom of the Sun” and was planned to be a musical a la “The Lion King” with the British singer, Sting working on the songs.

"Soon I will join the ranks of the great Disney composers!"

“Soon I will join the ranks of the great Disney composers!”

Long story short, this plan collapsed upon itself!

"KATZENBERG!!!!"

“KATZENBERG!!!!”

"Don't blame me for everything! I was long gone from Disney by then!"

“Don’t blame me for everything! I was most likely long gone from Disney by then!”

What the final product gives us is the story of a spoiled bratty jerky teenage Incan emperor named Kuzco

I think this tells it all!

I think this picture tells it all!

who is the subject of an assassination attempt by his ex-advisor, Yzma.

She reminds me of a discarded design of Ursula!

She reminds me of a discarded design for Ursula!

Due to a mix-up by Yzma’s right-hand man, Kronk, Kuzco transforms into a llama instead of dying,

Kronk's probably wondering what a llama curry would taste like!

Kronk’s probably wondering what a llama curry would taste like!

and accidentally gets transported to the home of Pacha, a peasant who was told to vacate his premises by Kuzco a few hours/days earlier. When Pacha discovers that Kuzco is a llama, it’s up to him to get Kuzco back to the palace. But, this is much more difficult than it sounds because Kuzco’s “jerk-ness” gets in the way! And that’s pretty much the premise of the movie.

"Oh come on, think about it! The first emperor to be part of a curry! How can you not want that?"

“Oh come on, think about it! The first emperor to be part of a curry! How can you not want that?”

Now this was another hard one to choose a forgotten/minor character of, mainly because there are SOOO many minor characters!

You have the Theme Song Guy,

Don't try to tell me that this guy is Welsh! I won't believe you!

Don’t try to tell me that this guy is Welsh! I won’t believe you!

the official in charge of finding Kuzco a bride,

It looks like he needs to enlist the help of Mulan's matchmaker!

It looks like he needs to enlist the help of Mulan’s matchmaker!

the royal dresser,

You thought I was talking about a chest of drawers with noble lineage, huh?

You thought I was talking about a chest of drawers with noble lineage, huh?

the chef,

I'd make an obvious pun about how this chef seems good in giving knuckle sandwiches, but I'll abstain.

I’d make an obvious joke about how this chef seems good in giving knuckle sandwiches, but I’ll abstain.

the waitress,

At least she's ATTEMPTING to provide service with a smile!

At least she’s ATTEMPTING to provide service with a smile!

and my personal favorite: the Piglet-voiced old man who constantly gets thrown out of windows!

Aww, I feel so sorry for him! And why is he wearing Merlin's hat?

Aww, I feel so sorry for him! And why is he wearing Merlin’s hat?

And those are only SOME of the minor characters in this film!

The other problem is that although all these characters are minor, almost none are forgotten, since their presence in the film is usually associated with some comedic scene, thereby making them memorable.

So after a LONG time of thinking, I finally decided to go with the checkers players as my forgotten/minor characters of this film!

When Pacha and Kuzco discover that Yzma is trying to find them, they head to Pacha’s house to re-supply so that they can leave immediately again for Kuzco’s palace. The problem is that Yzma and Kronk are already at Pacha’s house awaiting their arrival. How do our heroes know that the villains are at Pacha’s house?

Well, some elderly checkers-playing neighbors tell them so!

Engrossed checkers players always notice what's going on around them!

Engrossed checkers players always notice what’s going on around them!

Besides this, these old men don’t do anything else worthy of mentioning…and they’re really not that important when you come to think of it!

"What'd he say?"

“What’d he say?”

"He said we're not all that important when you come to think of it!"

“He said that we’re not all that important when you come to think of it!”

"Yeah, I thought that's what he said!"

“Yeah, I thought that’s what he said!”

"Someone needs to teach him how to talk to elders!"

“Someone needs to teach him how to talk about elders!”

So why do I pick them? Well, like I said, everyone else is too darn memorable!

"What'd he say?"

“What’d he say?”

"He said that everyone else is too darn memorable!"

“He said that everyone else is too darn memorable!”

"Yeah, I thought that's what he said!"

“Yeah, I thought that’s what he said!”

"Makes you wonder where today's generation is headed!"

“Makes you wonder where today’s generation is headed!”

I…don’t really have anything else to say about them!

"What'd he say?"

“What’d he say?”

"He said that he doesn't have anything else to say about us!"

“He said that he doesn’t have anything else to say about us!”

"Yeah, that's what I thought..."

“Yeah, I thought that’s what…”

"Oh, quiet!"

“Oh, quiet!”

Oh well, give it up for the checkers players!

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