rescue lady lilo and stitch

Ok, we’ve finally made it to “Lilo & Stitch”! When I made my list counting down the top 13 animated films that I didn’t like, but everyone else did, I put “Lilo & Stitch” on that list and pretty much all you readers didn’t like that! And of course, pretty much everyone left a comment saying that how I need to watch this film again so that I may change my mind. And I myself was actually looking forward to seeing this film again, since I’ve only seen it once before. So now that I’ve gotten around to it in my Disney Canon-Forgotten/Minor Characters Project, I’ve finally got a chance to re-watch film! So what do I think of the film now?

I still don’t like it!

"WOE UNTO THEE, O ANIMATION COMMENDATION! BE PREPARED TO BE SCORCHED AND ERADICATED FROM EXISTENCE!"

“WOE UNTO THEE, O ANIMATION COMMENDATION! BE PREPARED TO BE SCORCHED AND ERADICATED FROM EXISTENCE!”

WAIT, WAIT! LEMME FINISH!

Before, I had actually DISLIKED this film; but now after re-watching it, I admit that there are many things about this film that are quite likable and that I totally forgot about it before! But not enough, to actually make me like this film! In other words, this movie is not one that I like, but not one that I dislike anymore; it’s now one of those films that I’m neutral towards such as “Mulan”! And who knows? Maybe if I watch it one more time, I might actually like it! Although, I highly doubt that’ll ever happen!

"My eyes are watching you!"

“Ok, I understand. But, I still got my eyes on you!”

But enough with the introduction, let’s get to the film!

Released in 2002, Disney’s 42nd animated feature features an alien denoted as Experiment 626 who crashes onto Hawaii while trying to escape the authorities.

Yeah, I can totally see why he's considered to be cute...I'm being sarcastic, by the way!

Yeah, I can totally see why he’s considered to be cute…I’m being sarcastic, by the way!

There he disguises himself as a dog and is adopted by a young 6 year-old girl named Lilo who names him Stitch.

If I saw a blue mammal, I'd run! No questions, just run!

If I saw a blue mammal, I’d run! No questions, just run!

Lilo lives with her older sister, Nani, who tries her best to take care of Lilo since their parents died in a car crash.

nani lilo stitch

Our heart goes out to her!

But Lilo is too much of a brat,

Sorry, this pet peeve of mine still hasn't changed despite my 2nd viewing!

Sorry, this pet peeve of mine still hasn’t changed despite my 2nd viewing!

and arguments frequently ensue between them. This isn’t good, because the Child Protection Services have sent a special agent, Cobra Bubbles, to see whether Nani is doing her job in taking care of the juvenile delinquent, I mean, the…young, innocent, minor!

He's one of the reasons that I'm glad to have re-watched this movie. He's definitely one of my favorite Disney characters!

He’s one of the reasons that I’m glad to have re-watched this movie. He’s definitely one of my favorite Disney characters!

Oh yeah, and some aliens come to Earth looking for Stitch!

Riddle for the day: A one-eyed alien and a four-eyed alien attempt to look through a Viewmaster, a device that creates 3D pictures for two-eyes people. What do our alien friends actually see?

Riddle for the day: A one-eyed alien and a four-eyed alien attempt to look through a Viewmaster, a device that creates 3D pictures for two-eyed people. What do our alien friends actually see?

So those were all the memorable characters. The forgotten/minor one that I’ve chosen today has to be the rescue lady, or as I like to call her, the kennel operator.

You see, the plan Stitch makes to disguise himself as a dog involves getting run over by an 18-wheeler

Not too bright, is he?

Not too bright, is he?

and then getting took to a dog kennel with hope that someone would adopt him.

And this is where the rescue lady enters the picture. She’s quite an interesting character. She’s the one in charge of the kennel at the time. She knows that Stitch is not a dog, or at least not the type of dog to be adopted, yet Stitch is put in the same cage as other dogs rather than in a separate cage for himself.

"Budget cuts. Can't afford a home for every dog."

“Budget cuts. Can’t afford a cage for every dog.”

And then when Lilo picks Stitch to be the dog she wants to adopt, the rescue lady tries explaining to Nani and Lilo about how Stitch is really an inappropriate, if not, dangerous choice! But she finally acquiesces to Lilo’s desires, because giving in to 6 year-old girls’ demands is always the responsible thing to do, even if their demands are detrimental to their lives! My, what an amazing woman this rescue lady is!

"You want to adopt this abnormal genetically mutated canine monstrosity of a killer? Well, the customer always gets what he/she wants!"

“You want to adopt this abnormal genetically mutated canine monstrosity of a killer? Well, the customer always gets what he/she wants!”

And to top it all off, the rescue lady reminds me of that tall lady from “One Hundred and One Dalmatians”!

Probably her grandmother or something!

Probably her grandmother or something!

Anyway, she’s not seen again after that scene, so I’d love to commemorate her through this post!

"Thanks! Please, enter! If you dare!"

“Thanks! Please, enter! If you dare!”

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